He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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