Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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