thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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