She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
