I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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