He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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