How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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