I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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