I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I supernannyed him into submission
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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