Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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