If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
