Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
