So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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