What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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