i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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