Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
My breasts were aching with rage.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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