She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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