Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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