Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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