I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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