More tranny stories later!
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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