check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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