So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
