I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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