wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She bit a glass in half.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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