So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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