Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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