Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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