Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We're too hungover to prance.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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