I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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