you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
