his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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