why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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