girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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