Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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