i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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