yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Randomize
