I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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