I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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