hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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