But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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