I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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