This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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