I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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