so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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