you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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