Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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