so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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