So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
