And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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