it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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