its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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