Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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